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September 09, 2008


Rimas Ajulas

Sarah Palin is scarier than global warming.

My talking points:

1) Both Clinton and GW looked like they aged 10 years after one year as President
2) President of the United States is the most stressful job in the world
3) McCain is 72, and has just battled cancer - and can not take the stress.
4) If McCain gets elected - he will die before the first term is over because of stress.
5) If you love McCain - you have to save him from death and vote for Obama. Let McCain enjoy retirement. He deserves and has earned what he has. We should help him make the right decision for himself an his family.
6) The election is really between Obama and Palin
7) Palin will outlaw Catholicism, Mormonism, Baptists, Protestants, Episcopalians - and turn this country into an evangelical christian society. We can't allow Palin to destroy Christs name.
8) If Palin wins then God will unleash the wrath of heaven on America, causing more hurricaines and flooding in the South, and a new ice age in the North. He will make most of the US look like the north of Alaska - a symbollic gesture to thwart off the deamon Palin's force of evil.
9) I don't like Obama - but I don't want to die - so I will vote for Obama to save my life and my soul.

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